This isn't just clothing; it's a statement.  A rebellion against the mundane.  A wry grin in the face of the abyss.  And when the existential dread becomes too much?  Lace up your shoes and stomp the patriarchy.  Don't just exist.  Exist loudly and show the world where you stand with our Stomp the Patriarchy Sweatshirt.

- Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for coziness
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Ethically grown US cotton for sustainability