Call Me Aunt Tifa Hoodie | Witty Resistance Wear

Cozy Chaos, Served Daily

The Call Me Aunt Tifa Hoodie is equal parts family nickname and subversive punchline. Made for those who thrive on chaos but demand comfort, this hoodie is your off‑duty armor against both cold weather and awkward small talk.

Built for Comfort and Durability

Crafted with a medium‑heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie delivers the warmth and softness you need after long days in the trenches. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester, 40% cotton blend for the same cozy feel with a heathered twist.

Comfort Fit, Everyday Wear

The classic relaxed fit, pouch pocket, and tear‑away label make this hoodie scratch‑free and universally comfortable. Whether you’re layering up for a protest, lounging at home, or braving the grocery store in post‑shift zombie mode, it’s got you covered.

Ethically Made, Eco‑Friendly Dyes

Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton and dyed with OEKO‑TEX certified dyes that have a low environmental impact, this hoodie proves that style and conscience can coexist.

Why You’ll Love It

• ✅ Bold “Call Me Aunt Tifa” design—chaos‑certified wordplay
• ✅ Medium‑heavy fabric for warmth and coziness
• ✅ Comfort fit with pouch pocket for everyday wear
• ✅ Tear‑away label for scratch‑free comfort
• ✅ Ethically grown cotton + eco‑friendly dyes

Wear Your Wit

The Call Me Aunt Tifa Hoodie isn’t just apparel—it’s a declaration. Cozy, durable, and conversation‑starting, it’s the perfect way to rep your humor, your values, and your crew.